Top Ten Reasons why Terra Venture Crashed
By Static-Pulse and Brad
<Brad> 10: Windows'98
<Static-Pulse> 9: Leo's hair dryer drained all the reactor power?
<Brad> 8: Damon had a little too much fun at the Comet Cafe's happy-hour.
<Static-Pulse> 7: Never see what Happy99.exe does when it comes from
Trakeena
<Brad> 6: Disgruntled GalactaBeasts, still upset over the "Cassie Surfing"
incident, decided to retaliate.
<Static-Pulse> 5: They used the same kind of reactor that the AstroMegaShip
did, and someone unplugged the fusion reactor
<Brad> 4: Comander Stanton forgot to pay the power bill.
<Brad> 3: Billy!
<Static-Pulse> 2: Bad voice recognition software.. Stanton said "don't
scoff" and it heard "turn off"
<Brad> And the number 1 reason Terra Venture crashed is....
<Brad> 1: Because Judd Lynn ran out of ideas!
