The Vending Machine


    #alt-mmpr buffer saved on Fri Apr 17 13:24:40 1998
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[12:18] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ShanieDyQatt
[12:19] * Anycool brushes Shanie's teeth
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<ShanieDyQatt> :P
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[12:45] *** DerikGeologyLab is now known as WillNotDispenseFreeProduct
[12:47] * WillNotDispenseFreeProduct licks Shanie.
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* ShanieDyQatt kills Derik's alterego.
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[12:48] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> hey Brent.
[12:50] *** Captn_Eclipse (WYRE@musk-ppp78.triton.net) has joined #alt-mmpr
[12:51] <Captn_Eclipse> Hi Shanie
[12:51] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> hey Captn
[12:51] <Captn_Eclipse> Hi Derik
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[12:51] * Captn_Eclipse made 3 more rm's of the moon battle in Mega 50
[12:52] <Captn_Eclipse> Hi AC
[12:52] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> hey AC
[12:52] <Anycool> yello
[12:52] <Captn_Eclipse> 'Sup
[12:53] <Anycool> Do you hate Darkcastle as much as I do now Eclipse?
[12:53] * Captn_Eclipse is uploading to darkcastle....
[12:54] <Anycool> yeah me too but their FTP is almost always down!
[12:54] *** Captn_Eclipse has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[12:56] * WillNotDispenseFreeProduct cheers peer.
[12:57] *** Captn_Eclipse (WYRE@musk-ppp78.triton.net) has joined #alt-mmpr
[12:57] <Captn_Eclipse> Back
[12:59] <Captn_Eclipse> Actually I'm more fed up with MIRC at the moment :P
[12:59] * WillNotDispenseFreeProduct cries.
[12:59] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> bad peer. :(
[12:59] <Captn_Eclipse> Derik:Why are you crying?
[12:59] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> peer let you back in- er- reset you. :(
[12:59] <Captn_Eclipse> peer?
[13:00] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> Captn_Eclipse has signed off (Connection reset by peer)
[13:00] <Captn_Eclipse> Who's my peer?
[13:00] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> Turbo1Ranger.
[13:00] <Captn_Eclipse> hahahahahahahahehehehehe lol
[13:01] <Captn_Eclipse> A 14 yr old kid is my peer ;) Thanks for the laugh
[13:01] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> yeah...
[13:02] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> that poor kid...
[13:02] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> :)
[13:02] <Captn_Eclipse> What Product Will YOu Not Despense For Free?
* ShanieDyQatt mrows.
[13:02] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> kittie snacks. :)
[13:02] <Captn_Eclipse> hehe
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[13:03] *** BrentAway is now known as ZeoBrent
[13:03] * WillNotDispenseFreeProduct taunts Sahnie with his secure design.
* ShanieDyQatt calmly pulls out a large sledge hammer.
[13:04] <Captn_Eclipse> Hiya Brent
[13:04] <ZeoBrent> Hiyqa
[13:04] * WillNotDispenseFreeProduct skitters away.
[13:04] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> I WILL NOT DISPENSE FREE PRODUCT!
* ShanieDyQatt chases after the machine with the hammer.
[13:04] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> DO NOT ROCK THE MACHINE!
<ShanieDyQatt> *THWAP* *THUNK* *THUD*
<ShanieDyQatt> *CLUNK CLUNK*
[13:05] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> ai yi yi iy iy!!!
[13:05] * Captn_Eclipse hands Shanie a Case of tokens to get the Kittie Snacks
[13:05] * WillNotDispenseFreeProduct cries, broken and batters... but does not dispense free product.
* ShanieDyQatt continues to smack at the machine happily.
[13:06] <ZeoBrent> woah..this PR Pilot has an American Journal report on PR
<ShanieDyQatt> *KA-THWAP*
[13:06] * WillNotDispenseFreeProduct stops functioning.
<ShanieDyQatt> Yay!
<ShanieDyQatt> I killed it!
<ShanieDyQatt> :)
[13:06] * WillNotDispenseFreeProduct is now broken, and will not dispense ANY product. ESPECIALLY Kittie snacks.
* ShanieDyQatt breaks the machine open and just takes them, then.
[13:07] * Captn_Eclipse rips open WillNotDispenseFreeProduct and gives Shanie treat...
<ShanieDyQatt> Whee!
* ShanieDyQatt nibbles.
[13:07] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> I feel so... violated.
* ShanieDyQatt is in the computer lab dying of laughter here. . . gettin' weird looks
<ShanieDyQatt> Machine rape. . .
[13:08] <ZeoBrent> woah..this tape even has an episode of ZyuRangers on it
[13:08] <Anycool> Cool
* ShanieDyQatt picks up the hammer and batters at the machine a few more times for good measure.
[13:09] <ZeoBrent> hahahah Bandora is singing!
<ShanieDyQatt> HEH! I love that one!
[13:10] * WillNotDispenseFreeProduct cries.
[13:10] <ZeoBrent> Bandora = Rita
[13:10] <ZeoBrent> hahaha
[13:10] <ZeoBrent> and all her henchman are back-up singers & are dancing
<ShanieDyQatt> Do-dora-dora, do-do-do-do-do-dora, do-dora, do-do-do-dora Ban-do-ra!
[13:10] <Anycool> haha
[13:10] <ZeoBrent> hahaha
<ShanieDyQatt> That one was a riot :)
[13:10] * ZeoBrent imagines if they used it on PR
<ShanieDyQatt> Baboo and Squat dancing across a hill like in the Sound of Music, singing a disgustingly perky song
<ShanieDyQatt> First time I heard that, I couldn't stop laughing for an hour
* ShanieDyQatt batters the machine more.
[13:11] <ZeoBrent> hahaha, now it's Baboo, Squatt, Finster & Rita singing inside of this jar
[13:11] <ZeoBrent> hahaha
[13:11] <Captn_Eclipse> Ban-Ban-Ban-Ban-Ban-dora, Ban-Ban-Ban-Ban-Ban-dora, Ban-Ban-Ban-Ban-Ban-dora, Bandoraaaa ...
[13:12] <ZeoBrent> and now Scorpina & Goldar have a baby
<ShanieDyQatt> snicker
[13:12] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> NO!!!!
[13:13] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> NO KITTIE TREATS!!!
[13:13] <WillNotDispenseFreeProduct> AND NO SNICKSERS NEITHER!~!!!
* ShanieDyQatt batters the machine even more and takes a crowbar to it.
<ShanieDyQatt> Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's . . .
[13:13] *** ShanieDyQatt is now known as TonyaHardingQatt
[13:13] * Captn_Eclipse hands Shanie some Adamantium Claws to get the snacks.....
[13:13] *** WillNotDispenseFreeProduct is now known as BustedOpenSnackMachine
* TonyaHardingQatt takes all the snacks out of the machine.
<TonyaHardingQatt> Thanks, Captn, but the beating up is all the fun :)
[13:15] * Captn_Eclipse thought it was too cool to hear the Adamantium refrence in Lost In Space...
[13:16] * Captn_Eclipse reads Wolverine #125, Woah Viper is his wife...Jean is a full blown Phoenix...What happened to Psyclokes Tattoo....
<TonyaHardingQatt> Whoa
[13:16] <ZeoBrent> The PR Pilot is more scarier then that Monster Music Jam
[13:16] <ZeoBrent> hehe
[13:17] * Captn_Eclipse knows why the PR pilot never aired...."Bowling"!!!!!!!
[13:17] <ZeoBrent> Bowling?
[13:17] <Captn_Eclipse> On Joes page they are Bowling..hehe
[13:17] <ZeoBrent> No, it's because it looks like a home movie
[13:18] <ZeoBrent> the American footage is sad
[13:18] <Captn_Eclipse> Thank Toei For Their Footage...! Then ;)
[13:18] <ZeoBrent> "See how it goes, when Flyguy grows" - Rita
[13:18] *** TonyaHardingQatt is now known as ShanieDyQatt
* ShanieDyQatt batters the snack machine more
[13:22] * Captn_Eclipse has to eat cya...
[13:22] *** Captn_Eclipse has quit IRC (Quit: Mmmmmm Tacos...)
[13:22] * ZeoBrent was hoping this American Journal report on the PR Pilot was about how they used hidden cameras to catch AJJ, JDF & DY smoking on the MMPR:TM set
[13:22] <ZeoBrent> but it was about BANDAI, Mattel & Hasbro involved in child labor in China
[13:23] <Anycool> eh? American Journal report?
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[13:23] <ZeoBrent> of course, the report focused more on bandai since PR was hot at the time
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[13:23] <BlindDuck> Hey all
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