Session Start: Wed Jan 07, 1998
*** Timo (PoopyPants@169-45-114.ipt.aol.com) has joined #alt-mmpr
* White_Tiger gets in AB's face "He's my girl!"
* ZeoBrent raises an eyebrow
<White_Tiger> * Timo shoves AB and WT apart then combs his hair
<ZeoBrent> Can you repeat that again, please
<White_Tiger> <Voice in the back> Let's rumble!
<AmandaB> Awwwww....
<White_Tiger> <Timo> What??
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* White_Tiger tackles Timo
* AmandaB whaps WT, "HE'S MINE!"
<V_18m> hello people
<RovInSpace> Hi V
<White_Tiger> <ZeoBrent> Everybody just stop! Wildcats, I thought we had this
down? This is the Bad Dog scene, THEY are supposed to win!
<ZeoHeather> guys, this is my bud vic
<RovInSpace> How old is he?
<White_Tiger> haha
<White_Tiger> <AmandaB> But those guys won last time when we did the wild west
show
<V_18m> i'm 18
<ZeoBrent> Nakia Burrise As ZeoBrent
<RovInSpace> Whoa, that's uncanny.
<White_Tiger> haha
<ZeoHeather> hey rov: will u marry me? even tho you are amanda's?
<ZeoBrent> Johnny Yong Bosch As Timo
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* AmandaB growls at heather..
<RovInSpace> Heather: Phil's my man.
<RovInSpace> Oops, there he is.
<`Tamagotchi> huh?
<ZeoHeather> hey phil: will you marry me?
<White_Tiger> And luckily I get to play a character with a similar name in a later
episode and have both the Pink and Yellow Rangers after me
<Timo> Yo.
<ZeoHeather> Timo: will you marry me?
<`Tamagotchi> um, I'm already taken...sorry
<V_18m> so do you people watch power rangers alot?
<RovInSpace> Sheesh, Heather's going after taken guys left and right...
<AmandaB> hi phil
<Timo> Heather:Of course!
<`Tamagotchi> uh, yeah...
<`Tamagotchi> hi
<ZeoHeather> cool!
<AmandaB> V:I don't
<`Tamagotchi> We do watch Power Rangers a lot
<RovInSpace> <Timo> I'll take you... both!
* AmandaB clings to Rov
<`Tamagotchi> Why do you think the chan is called alt-mmpr?
* RovInSpace clings to Amanda.
<ZeoHeather> let's go mormon, we need more men!
<AC-WayAwayfromHere> I don't watch PR a lot. not lately atleast.
* AmandaB grins at Rov
<`Tamagotchi> mmpr = Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
<ZeoHeather> hey AC: will you marry me???
*** AC-WayAwayfromHere is now known as SilverBolt-
<SilverBolt-> Heather: Sure babe, just tell me the time and place and we'll get it
done. :)
<ZeoHeather> okay, so far, timo and AC said they will marry me, any more takers?
Brent? Vic? Rick?
<AmandaB> ohhh.. threesome not good enough?
<V_18m> yea why not...we can dress up as power rangers!
<SentaiRick> um....i'm married?
<AmandaB> rick: Bad excuse! ;)
<ZeoHeather> awww, come on, you know you want to...
<`Tamagotchi> hahaha
<SentaiRick> no thanks
<ZeoBrent> sorry Heather, I'm taken
* AmandaB looks at Rov, then at Rick... "Hmmmmm....."
<V_18m> and they can play the power ranger theme song during the wedding
<ZeoHeather> aww, damn
* ZeoBrent reads Kimberly's letter
<AmandaB> I love a man who's name starts with "R" ;)
<V_18m> then afterwards everyone can yell "GO GO POWER RANGERS!"
<ZeoBrent> She thought of me as a brother?
<Timo> My name is Ryan! :)
<White_Tiger> Like Robert Hanson
<ZeoBrent> LOL!
<ZeoHeather> hey WT: you never answered my question...
<SentaiRick> AB: I gotta rewrite that fic of mine....compared to the movie my fic
really sucked
<AmandaB> ah damn.
* RovInSpace looks at Amanda.
<ZeoBrent> Robert "The Fourth Hanson"
<AmandaB> rick: okay..
<White_Tiger> Heather: What question?
<V_18m> what the hell is a fic?
<ZeoHeather> will you marry me?
<SentaiRick> fan written fiction
<AmandaB> fic=fanfic--a story
<White_Tiger> <ZeoHeather> hey WT, will you marry me?
<White_Tiger> <White_Tiger> No
<RovInSpace> <White_Tiger> No.
<RovInSpace> Hehe
<AmandaB> hehehehe..
* AmandaB winks at Rov
<ZeoHeather> HEY NOT?
* RovInSpace dives into the pool.
<White_Tiger> <Rita> My feet hurt, Tiger will you carry me?
<White_Tiger> <RovInSpace> <White_Tiger> No.
<AmandaB> and the song continues to moan... Oh yes, our band should play this one.
<V_18m> so you actually write power ranger stories?
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<ZeoBrent> WT : Lol
* ZeoHeather gets naked and jumps in the jello pool
<SilverBolt-> me? no,
<White_Tiger> Some of us are literate
* AmandaB covers Rov's eyes, "Don't you give him ideas Heather!"
* SilverBolt- pulls out a video camera and sets it up by the pool.
<ZeoBrent> lol
<ZeoHeather> hey AC! wanna join me?
* ZeoBrent kicks AC in with Heather
<ZeoHeather> get naked baby!
<ZeoBrent> Get in there ya big christmas tree ornament
* SilverBolt- goes flying into the pool!
<AmandaB> *laughs*
* RovInSpace secretly telaportd to the suhlet jello pool.
<AmandaB> rov: I have no clue what you said... lol
<White_Tiger> hahahha
<White_Tiger> Xander is a cheap suhlet
<AmandaB> what is a suhlet? ;)
<RovInSpace> Sorry...
* RovInSpace secretly teleported to the shuttle jello pool.
<ZeoHeather> hey Timo baby! get your bootie in here!
<AmandaB> ahhh...
* AmandaB takes Rov off to their own secret Jello Pool... ;)
* Timo shakes his bootie.
<V_18m> i'm leaving
* White_Tiger summons a jello monster to arise from the jello/cess pool
<AmandaB> bye V!
<ZeoBrent> <ZeoBrent> oh but we do dear, Timo
<AmandaB> WT: AAAHHHH!!!
<ZeoBrent> <Timo> we do?
<ZeoBrent> <ZeoBrent> uhhuh
<V_18m> enjoy your power ranger stuff
<White_Tiger> V: Are you a male or female?
<ZeoHeather> HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** `Tamagotchi is now known as Tama_Sorta_Away
<AmandaB> oohhh, that reminds me. I need ot put your wav in your bio, WT :)
<White_Tiger> hehe
<V_18m> ok...V_18m...WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS?
<ZeoBrent> * ZeoBrent throws his eel on Timo & kicks him into the pool
<White_Tiger> Oh silly me
* AmandaB winks at V, "wanna join me in the jello pool?" ;)
<ZeoBrent> lol!
<ZeoHeather> hey he's mine!
<White_Tiger> V: I can't tell anything by your nick, why
not put your measurements there too?
<AmandaB> fair game, baby
* ZeoBrent bops Heather
<RovInSpace> Hahah WT
<ZeoHeather> damn.
<ZeoBrent> AB can have him
<AmandaB> brent: Sure you don't want him?
*** Timo is now known as Timo-38-22-36
<White_Tiger> SSN would be nice also
*** Timo-38-22-36 is now known as Timo
<White_Tiger> hahahah
<AmandaB> oh wow timo.. that's some bra size!
<RovInSpace> Timo: Was that already registered?
<ZeoBrent> lol
<Timo> Manda:Tell me about it.
*** ZeoHeather is now known as ZeoHeather-32d-24-34
<Timo> Rov:Yep. :(
* AmandaB watches Timo fall flat on his face from the weight
<ZeoBrent> lol
<AmandaB> you look like a deformed barbie doll, man.;)
<Timo> Psstt...Manda...Which one is the bra? The first
number?
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
okay, my dimension are included...
<ZeoBrent> Lol
<AmandaB> yes, timo. hehe..
* ZeoHeather-32d-24-34 swims naked around the jello pool
* AmandaB doesnt' know her measurements..
<Timo> Yowza! I have some nice hooters!
<AmandaB> haha
<SilverBolt-> Amanda, you should measure then. ;)
<AmandaB> heh.;)
*** RovInSpace is now known as Rov-18m-11
* AmandaB makes up some imaginary ones.
<Rov-18m-11> Darn.
<ZeoBrent> lol
<Timo> Ro:11? :)
*** Rov-18m-11 is now known as Rov-18m-11inches
<White_Tiger> hahahha
<SilverBolt-> hahahaha
<Tama_Sorta_Away> lol
*** AmandaB is now known as AmandaB34-23-36-17f
<AmandaB34-23-36-17f> there we go..
<AmandaB34-23-36-17f> 11
inches?!
<AmandaB34-23-36-17f> hahaha..
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34> hey guys, enjoying the view?
<White_Tiger> heheh
<ZeoBrent> lol
<White_Tiger> Now lets raid a sex channel guys
<Timo> Ro:Your arm right?
<Rov-18m-11inches> Uh, more or less. O_o;;
<AmandaB34-23-36-17f> hahahaha
*** White_Tiger is now known as Long-Dong-Tiger
* AmandaB34-23-36-17f rofls
<ZeoBrent> LO
<Rov-18m-11inches> Hahaha
<ZeoBrent> LOL!!
*** Tama_Sorta_Away is now known as Phil-13m-guess
<SilverBolt-> hahahaha
* ZeoHeather-32d-24-34 stands up and shakes the jello off
* Long-Dong-Tiger needs to find a good sex channel to raid...
<Long-Dong-Tiger> \whois PornstarM
<Long-Dong-Tiger> oops
*** Phil-13m-guess is now known as Tama_Sorta_Away
*** AmandaB34-23-36-17f is now known as Amanda_34-23-36_17F
<Amanda_34-23-36_17F> better..
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<Rov-18m-11inches> Heh
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34> dead socket?
<Amanda_34-23-36_17F> oh damn. It was so long it died
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<Rov-18m-11inches> wb WT :)
<Long-Dong-Tiger> Ack what the heck happened?
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34> okay so who is going to marry me and AC and Timo?
<Long-Dong-Tiger> Who tried to cut off long dong?
<ZeoBrent> lol
* Amanda_34-23-36_17F trails a finger along V's chest... "Sure you
don't wanna join the jello pool?"
<SilverBolt-> wb Long Dong. hehe
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34> should we wait for rap?
<Rov-18m-11inches> Hahaha
<ZeoBrent> Prince Socket killed you
<Timo> Hahaha!
<Rov-18m-11inches> LOL
<Long-Dong-Tiger> haha
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<Amanda_34-23-36_17F> oh darnit..
<ZeoBrent> The Machine Empire just got V
<Amanda_34-23-36_17F> WT:
throw your long-dong lifeline to V
and fetch him back..
<Amanda_34-23-36_17F> (It's long enough to reach that far)
<Timo> hahaha
<Tama_Sorta_Away> lol
<ZeoBrent> hahaha
* ZeoHeather-32d-24-34
swims seductivley up to Timo and
AC...so boys, there are two of you
and one of me...what's a girl to do?
<SilverBolt-> Heh, WT
could swing like Spiderman with
that thing.
<Amanda_34-23-36_17F> haha
<Timo> ZH:How exactly do
you swim seductively?
* ZeoBrent looks at Heather
* Amanda_34-23-36_17F jiggles her 34's in Rov's face
<SilverBolt-> Heather: We
could kill Timo and then run off to Mexico. :)
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
hey being naked is seductive in it's self
<Timo> haha
<Rov-18m-11inches> :)
<ZeoBrent> haha
* Rov-18m-11inches climbs out of the pool.
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34> no, i want both of you!
<Long-Dong-Tiger> Aww
man, this is great. No classes on thursdays
*** Rov-18m-11inches is now known as Rov-18m-5inches
<Rov-18m-5inches> Egad!
* Rov-18m-5inches jumps back in the pool.
*** Rov-18m-5inches is now known as Rov-18m-11inches
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34> SHRINKY DINK!
<Long-Dong-Tiger> To
quote the bard "totally stylin"
* ZeoBrent looks at Heather
<ZeoBrent> lol
<Amanda_34-23-36_17F> hehe..
<ZeoBrent> Talking White Tiger from BANDAI
<ZeoBrent> Talking Long Dong Tiger from BANDAI
<Tama_Sorta_Away>
George Costanza: And, when
the towel dropped, there had
been significant shrinkage...
* ZeoHeather-32d-24-34
looks at Timo and AC, come on
boys, show me what you got!
<ZeoBrent> Action,
Satisfaction
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
awww
* Amanda_34-23-36_17F notes she doesn't shrink in water.
<Rov-18m-11inches> Amanda: Thank god.
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
so, timo, should we ditch AC?
<SilverBolt-> nevah
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
so AC, should we ditch Timo?
<SilverBolt-> sounds good.
<Timo> so AC, should we
ditch Heather?
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
so, boys, who is going to mary us?
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34> hey now!
<SilverBolt-> Mo: Uhhh,
I'd rather ditch you. ehhe
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
yea, i look better
<Tama_Sorta_Away> um,
how bout bigamy?
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
that's the idea...
<SilverBolt-> yeah,
Heather lookes better in a dress
than you do Mo.
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
yea, and i have big boobs too...
<Tama_Sorta_Away> or
maybe some sort of transporter
accident that joins AC and Timo
together as one (gotta watch Star
Trek to get this one)
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34> i
got it
<Long-Dong-Tiger> whoa
mega lag
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
so, timo and ac, do ya'll want the
venerable Rap to Marry us?
* Amanda_34-23-36_17F winks at Rov
<Rov-18m-11inches> Yo
* ZeoHeather-32d-24-34
looks at AC and Timo seductively
* SilverBolt- melts into budda.
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
you boys are still in the jello pool
right?
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
damn it...reality strikes.
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Long-Dong-Tiger
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
mom needs the comp soon.
<Amanda_34-23-36_17F> #FlirtChat <-- panty raid here?
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
why not?
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
should we change nicks?
<Long-Dong-Tiger>
#teensex now
<Amanda_34-23-36_17F> teensex...
Hmmm...
<Timo> Long-Dong-Tiger
on #teensex @#alt-mmpr
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
lets go!
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
all of us!
<Long-Dong-Tiger> naah
teensex sucks
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
okay...#flirtchat
<Long-Dong-Tiger> lets go
with AB's idea
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
okay, lets go...
<Tama_Sorta_Away> hey,
teensex has gotta be better than
gaysex
<Rov-18m-11inches>
Blasting into action!
<Amanda_34-23-36_17F> anyone
in flirtchat, wt?
<Long-Dong-Tiger> not a
soul
<ZeoHeather-32d-24-34>
hey
* Amanda_34-23-36_17F suddenly
has lots of weirdos msging her
<Amanda_34-23-36_17F> AHH!!