Who is the Kinkiest of all?

Warning: Contains Mature Subject Matter

(Note: She didn't win "Kinkiest", but she DID win "Most Want to Meet" in the Alt Vote '99!)



  Session Start: Thu Aug 26 20:14:05 1999
Topic for #alt-mmpr:Derik's site hits #1 on the crappy Top 25 list after less than a day!
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Topic set by Derik on Tue Aug 24 20:32:53 1999

Joins: texaway (n_a@98A7FDEE.ipt.aol.com)
Nickchange: texaway is now Texas
<Derik> Dday: no I'll be breaking my summer-long enforced celibacy in college.
* Texas spies about....
<Rufio> Hello
* Texas ogles rufio " are you a chick?"
<Rufio> I'm an engaged chick. ;-)
<Texas> come on :(
<Rufio> Sorry.
<Powergal> I g/g... night ppls :)
<Rufio> Bye PG
<MegaBlue> I thought u got married, Ruf... or am I ahead of schedule? ;-)
<MegaBlue> 'night PG
* Texas sighs....
Joins: Katie-Kat (JavaClient@gipub14.multnomah.lib.or.us)
* Derik licks texas
* Texas looks at derik " are you a chick?"
<MegaBlue> Kaaaaaaaatieeeee :)
<Katie-Kat> Jaaaaaaaaase :)
<Katie-Kat> hehehehehe
Quits: Powergal (Quit: *kaboing*)
<dday> he behaves like one..:)
<MegaBlue> hehe
<Rufio> Hey Katie
* Texas eyes derik carefully "full breasted? top or bottom?"
Joins: Liam_Mulkerrin (Earthdome@c447651-a.htfdw1.ct.home.com)
<Rufio> Hello
<Katie-Kat> hey Ruf
* Texas nibbles on derik " i like you"
* StarFalcon thinks Derik should make another music video.
<Katie-Kat> Yeah!
* Katie-Kat looks at Jase's msg and smacks him in chan for good measure
* Texas wonders how good derik is as a lover
<MegaBlue> oww
* Derik gets nibbles on, purrs
<MegaBlue> hey, I deserved it
<Katie-Kat> Texas: prolly as good as Rovang.....not that I'd know >:)
* Katie-Kat is crazy tonight :)
* Texas likes it both ways, kate
<Katie-Kat> oh crap
* Katie-Kat hides
<StarFalcon> lol
* Texas pulls katie over to the huddle
* Katie-Kat hides behind the guy she's semi-got a crush on
<Katie-Kat> Jase HELP!
<Katie-Kat> hehehehe
* Rovang looks up at his name.
<Rovang> Why would you-- Eh, n/m
<Katie-Kat> LOL!
* MegaBlue looks up at semi-crush
* MegaBlue runs off screaming in holy terror
* Texas eyes rovang " are you hot too?"
<Rovang> My girlfriend would say so. ;)
<StarFalcon> oh great Katies had a crush on every tv, movie, music star there is so now she's starting on the people in alt :P
<Katie-Kat> LOL Jase
<Texas> oooh
<Katie-Kat> SF: just be lucky it isn't you
* Texas nibbles on rovang
<Rovang> Hey, shoo
* Katie-Kat snags Jase and ties him to a chair so they can discuss banner stuff again
<StarFalcon> Katie you'll probably even get around to me one of these days :P
<Katie-Kat> SF: Not soon
<Texas> hey sex/age?
<Rufio> Phrase of the day by Rovang....Hey, shoo. :-)
<Rovang> Hehe
<Katie-Kat> oh hellooooooooo Danny :)~~
* Katie-Kat falls over
* Texas licks katie " you're nice....very nice"
* StarFalcon thinks Derik should make a music video using either: "Dare", "The Touch", "Instruments of Destruction", or "Dare to be Stupid"
* Katie-Kat smacks Texas
Joins: Sassette (Sassette@216.68.47.67)
<StarFalcon> Texas, no Katie is bad, very bad.
<MegaBlue> Sass! :)
<Katie-Kat> just don't get me when i'm pissed at everything...then you can see how NOT nice I can get
<Derik> SF: Don't have some of 'em on CD.
<StarFalcon> SASS!
<Texas> oooh you like it like that too? :)
<Katie-Kat> hey Sass
<Sassette> Hey MegaBlue!
* Texas gets out his bondage toys
<Derik> find me an 'Instruments of Destruction' and 'Dare to be Stupid' MP3's and I'll think about it.
<Sassette> Hey StarFalcon!
<Rufio> SASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Sassette> And Katie-Kat, howdie!
<Sassette> RUFIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<StarFalcon> Derik I thought you had the TF sound track? I know you got the Botcon remix of it. :)
* Texas eyes sassette" are you cute?"
<Katie-Kat> Texas: get over that!
<Sassette> Texas, I'm not cute, "I'm Dead Sexy!"
* Rufio giggles
<Katie-Kat> damn
* Texas kisses sassette
<Texas> cum play with me and katie ;9
<Katie-Kat> I'm not playing with you
* StarFalcon wonders if Texas is going to ask every body in the channel if they're cute :P
* Sassette knees Texas in the groin, "I might be dead sexy, but I'm also considered a deadly weapon all by my lonesome!"
<Texas> don't be a baby
<Katie-Kat> LOL Sass
<Katie-Kat> good one
<Katie-Kat> Sass: can I make you my new odyguard?
<StarFalcon> Sass is sassy ;)
<Katie-Kat> bodyguard
* Texas licks sass" thank you may I have another"
Quits: Liam_Mulkerrin (Quit: Leaving)
<Sassette> Sure thing, I know all forms of Jeff Pruitt self defense! From his early PR days, to his most modern of Sophia inspired Buffy attacks!
<Katie-Kat> lol
<Sonya> hahaha
<Katie-Kat> hey didn't he and Sophia get married yet?
<StarFalcon> hehe :)
* Sassette bites Texas, "Don't play with me, I didn't learn how to play nice in school!"
* Texas rubs his genitals publically
<Sonya> if not katie would like to fuff him
<Katie-Kat> Sonya: no
<Sassette> I don't think so Katie-Kat, but I could be wrong
<Sonya> hmm
<Katie-Kat> i'd just like to get HER autograph either way ;)
<Sonya> thats...nice...texas
<Katie-Kat> n/m that sounded weird
<Sonya> just like texas
* Sassette cuts off Texas' genetalias publically
Joins: Princess_Becky (mcculley@ppp-025.max2.osh.dyn.dotnet.com)
Mode #alt-mmpr:(+o Princess_Becky) by ChanServ
<Texas> katie...cum on... i got a lean, mean piece o'tubesteak for you to eat ;)
<Sonya> Katie's a closet lesbo
<MegaBlue> hey Becky
<Princess_Becky> hey guys
Parts: Silencer (StarQuake@216.229.211.220)
<Rufio> Hey Becky
<Katie-Kat> Texas: no thanks
<Katie-Kat> Sonya: I AM NOT!
<Texas> lesbian action oooh yeah
* Texas leers
<Katie-Kat> Uhh becky can you do smething bout this guy?
<Katie-Kat> Jase: cooooooooool banner
<Sonya> at least I'm not hiding int he closet katie
<Sassette> You know, with all this learing, my innocent brain just can't handle it, I gotta go!
<Rufio> Bye Sass
<MegaBlue> aww bye Sass
<Katie-Kat> bye sass
* Sassette is a closet gay man
<Katie-Kat> LOL!
<Texas> buy baby :9
<MegaBlue> hahaha
* Katie-Kat thinks Texas needs to get laid and not by me
<Sassette> Bye shortie!
<AmTranRE> um, not anymore....
* Texas likes all three inputs sass
* Sassette needs to get laid, but not THAT badly
Parts: Katie-Kat (JavaClient@gipub14.multnomah.lib.or.us)
* Sonya is a bisexual man trapped in the body of a woman
* Texas leers at sonya
Joins: Sodders (sodaxe2@24.3.242.203)
Joins: Katie-Kat (JavaClient@gipub14.multnomah.lib.or.us)
<Rufio> Hello Sodders and wb Katie
* Katie-Kat decided to come back and deal >:P
* Texas licks katie
<MegaBlue> hey Sods & Katie
* Sonya leers at texas
<Katie-Kat> Hey stay away from me you freak
<Katie-Kat> (meaning Texas not anybody else)
* Sonya does not ph33r t3xa$$
<Katie-Kat> lol Sonya
<Texas> you all are so unexceptiung of newbies :(
<Texas> just becuase i am a little different
<dday> Texas...you're bothering people in here ... watch out, or you'll be kicked
Quits: Sassette (Ping timeout)
<Texas> if it was say... an op hitting on you, you'd all be cyberblowing them
* Texas bets derik and dday get lots of action >:(
<AmTranRE> actually, texas, we're treating you the way we treat everyone else.
<AmTranRE> and ops don't really get that much special treatment, at least, not from what I've seen...
<Katie-Kat> Texas: no if it was Danny Slavin I know I'd be >:)
<Katie-Kat> omg
* Katie-Kat falls over with embarrasmment
<dday> well, maybe.. :) .. but you;re annoying people..
<Sonya> I don't see how texas is bothering people
<Sonya> not unless its in /msg
* Texas is in fact close to danny
<Texas> in a matter of speakoing.....
<Sonya> biblically?
<Katie-Kat> LOL!
<dday> he's obnoxious.. he's bothering me..and he hitting on every single person in this channel
* Katie-Kat looks at Texas
*** Rap is on IRC
Nickchange: Texas is now Rap
* Rufio laughs hysterically
<Sonya> dday: and katie doesn't do the same thing?
<Katie-Kat> um
<Sonya> Deirk does that too
<Katie-Kat> Rap i am so gonna hurt you for that
* AmTranRE awaits nickserv killing texas...
<Katie-Kat> I think
* Rufio continues to laugh hysterically
* Sonya cracks up
<Rap> this performance was brought to you by th eltters s, e , and x and the numbers 6 and 9
<Katie-Kat> lol
* dday smiles and lets Sonya in on the joke..:)
<Sonya> hahahahaha
<AmTranRE> oh you mean you are the real Rap?
* AmTranRE is confused
<Katie-Kat> oh no
<Rap> yuppers :)
<Sonya> Rap IS the User!!!
<Rap> this log will be sent to the fun page, right rufio :)
<Sodders> WARNING INCOLING GAME <Sonya> Damn it Rap!
<Sodders> err Coming
<Rufio> Yup. Working on the editing right now.
Session Close: Thu Aug 26 22:09:56 1999

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