Drool Time! Who's the Hottest...

[Contains Slightly Mature Subject Matter]



  Session Start: Fri Jul 23 17:10:32 1999
<StarFalcon> Derik you would do Elgar even if you werent Astronema
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<DragonRanger> hey WT>.....hows it goin?
<Derik> SF: who wouldn't?
<White_Tiger> Hey Dragon, what's cracking?
<StarFalcon> Derik me I wouldn't get within 10 miles of Elgar :P
<Derik> SF: is it my fault you're sexually underdeveloped?
* Derik pings SF's tiny wang. "He he he he he..."
<DragonRanger> besides my knuckles? nothing much
<StarFalcon> Derik no I'm just straight :)
<White_Tiger> Hey Dragon, who's your favorite Ranger of all time?
<DragonRanger> well....i have a few
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<DragonRanger> lets see.....white ranger, gold ranger, green ranger, Red Battlized Ranger, and Galaxy Red
<Donte> Hi SkullJ
<DragonRanger> but among the few.....theres the Green Ranger
<White_Tiger> How about unmorphed?
<White_Tiger> hey Skull
<Donte> Andros!
<Donte> Leo!
<SkullJ> hey
<DragonRanger> yeah.....andros, and Tommy
<Donte> Ashley! (purely based on sexual attraction)
<DragonRanger> JDF's martial arts skills made Tommy a memorable ranger
<Derik> mmm... JYB... :)~
<White_Tiger> Who was the hottest PR babe of all time?
<Donte> ASHLEY!
<Derik> I repeat-
<Derik> mmm... JYB... :)~
<Donte> You're sick, Derik
<DragonRanger> Ashley and Kimberly
<White_Tiger> it seems most internet fans think Kim
<Derik> Donte: why?
<Donte> Why Ashley?
<White_Tiger> Personally I don't see it, I mean I did back in the 80s when she was the Pink Ranger but now she's like 40
<Derik> is that any more sick than saying 'mmm... AJJ.... :)~'
<DragonRanger> i find cassie attractive too
<White_Tiger> Cassie is the hottest
<Donte> Well, she's got the shapeliest Ranger girl bod'
<Donte> Ashley does
<Donte> and
<DragonRanger> yeah
<White_Tiger> And those nice BJ lips
<Donte> She's got the biggest Ranger boo'
<Donte> ....
<Donte> (You can figure it out)
<Donte> She's got a nice butt, too
<Derik> Donte: I can dig it.
<White_Tiger> best ass on a Ranger?
<Derik> ooh... butts. :)
<Donte> Ashley!
<Derik> I repeat-
<Donte> Ashley!
<DragonRanger> lol WT
<Derik> mmm... JYB... :)~
* Donte rolls his eyes
<DragonRanger> best ass.....hmm........Cassie....
<White_Tiger> I'd say Astronema
<White_Tiger> Asstronema!
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<Donte> Cassie's ass is flat
<White_Tiger> she doesn't have any Aisha booty
<DragonRanger> well....you cant expect all their asses to be perfect
<Donte> Ashley's is...
<Donte> ;)
<DragonRanger> how about best overall bod?
<Donte> Ashleeeey!
<DragonRanger> ditto
<White_Tiger> What about Austin Sock John?
<White_Tiger> That guy is going WCW I head
<White_Tiger> heard
<DragonRanger> uuuurrrrrrppppp!!!!
<DragonRanger> ASJ.......a wrestler???
<White_Tiger> He's going to be called El Vaquerro, his mask kind of looks like the Red DaiRanger's
<DragonRanger> WT.....i can see why you made him a victim in your little scheme
<DragonRanger> didnt rey mysterio's mask look like a dairanger's?
<White_Tiger> The Mexican wrestling mask or the 8 year old mask that he now wears?
<DragonRanger> the wrestling mask he wore before
<White_Tiger> hmm sort of
<White_Tiger> Alright, which Ranger had the best hair?
<Donte> hmmmm...
<White_Tiger> I must say that Tommy had better hair than any of the ladies
<DragonRanger> best hair.....well.....andros's hair style was cool
<Donte> I's true
<Donte> Andros
<DragonRanger> the yellow streaks looked cool in CKL's hair
<Donte> Then Tommy
<White_Tiger> Andros has good hair too
<DragonRanger> how about best weapon?
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<White_Tiger> My spiral saber huhuhuh
<White_Tiger> Sonya!
<Donte> Hi SJ
<DragonRanger> uuuuhhhh yeah.....sure WT
<SailorJupiter> WT!!!!!!!!!
<White_Tiger> my favorite weapon would have to be the Dragon Dagger
<SailorJupiter> what about your spiral sabre?
<White_Tiger> gotta love a flute that sounds like a trumpet
<White_Tiger> I just screwed Ecliptor through the chest with it
<SailorJupiter> its a pretty big one
<SailorJupiter> Remember that time you let me take it out and play with it?
<White_Tiger> And Rovang got drenched, I remember it
<DragonRanger> ok.....how about best zord?
<White_Tiger> Astro Megaship, it had the most features
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<Donte> Hi Yell
<Donte> Anyway, Ditto. Astro Megazord
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* Derik thinks the megaship stands out because it's non-robot form didnt'... suck
<DragonRanger> the falconzord was cool
<Derik> WT: other than the AMZ- what's your fav Zord?
<White_Tiger> True, I think they could have done the whole series well with just that one MegaZord
<Donte> hmmm...
<Donte> other than AMZ is...
<Donte> Stratoforce MZ
<White_Tiger> Hmm, Pyramidas probably. The sheer size and power made it cool
<Derik> WT: wht do you have to 'think' it? PRiS really didnt' REQUIRE the other mgeazords for any of it's plot points.
<DragonRanger> I liked Mega V2
<White_Tiger> Well the fact that Ecliptor got to toast one made him seem cooler
* Derik idly points out the most common answers to that question are Dragonzord, Falconzord, Pyramidas, Rescuemegazord and AMZ.
<DragonRanger> Favorite MegaZord?
<Derik> WT: heh, I was just thinkign that-- the DMZ's destruction was fairly cool.
<White_Tiger> Let's see, an uncommon Zord that I loved? Red Puncher
<White_Tiger> Err BattleZord
<White_Tiger> That cute stubby little Zord just looked so ridiculous punching away. It was perfect for him to be in the same series as Tireboy/Warrior Wheel
<DragonRanger> the warrior wheel sucked.....it had no one to control it
<DragonRanger> and it never fought in warrior mode
<White_Tiger> <Rocky> *looking at their new Warrior Wheel Zord* Man, Zeo sucks
<Hulk> How about zord combination... Ultrazord, baby.
<Hulk> Most ridiculous, yet still kinda cool.
<DragonRanger> Ultrazord was good
<White_Tiger> Yeah it did,, remember when it head butted that skunk monster in the nuts to bring him down to his knees so he could duke it out
<Donte> When was this?
<DragonRanger> so how about a favorite Megazord?
<Donte> We already did this.
<DragonRanger> not exactly
<DragonRanger> but anyway
<White_Tiger> The fashion model PRZ ep
<DragonRanger> ok.....favorite morpher?
<White_Tiger> Astro Morpher
<Donte> Ditto
<DragonRanger> for me its the Zeonizer, and The astro morpher
<DragonRanger> how about favorite extra weapon?
<White_Tiger> Carlos' soccer ball
<DragonRanger> well.....i was meaning more along the line of sidearms....and blasters
<White_Tiger> Auto Blaster
<DragonRanger> the astro blaster for me
<DragonRanger> its dual mode is pretty powerful......too bad it was only used once
<White_Tiger> Who was your favorite villain dragon?
<DragonRanger> favorite villan.......Astronema and Divatox
<White_Tiger> Do your favorites always come in pairs?
<Donte> hehehe
<DragonRanger> well, all the things in PR are pretty cool, its just too hard to name just one.....lol
<White_Tiger> Who would you rather do it with? Divatox or Archerina?
<DragonRanger> well.....you cant screw a robot....so it would have to be Divatox
<White_Tiger> Sure you can
<Donte> But Archerina was pretty hot
<Donte> Nice bod
<Donte> For a robot
<White_Tiger> Divatox has that extending tongue going for her but I'd have to pick Archerina just so I could say I did a robot
<DragonRanger> yeah....and her clothes were pretty tight
<White_Tiger> Plus she is married to a powerful robotic monarch
<White_Tiger> Then I could brag about it like how Tupac bragged about how he did Notorious BIG's wife
* Hulk nowe has hope for PRLG.
<Donte> Who's hotter...
<Donte> Kendrix or Maya?
* White_Tiger plays Mighty RAW's "Hope For The World"
<White_Tiger> Maya man
<Hulk> Naww, Kendrix... but the temp Pink Ranger beats them all, man.
<White_Tiger> She's pretty prissy for a jungle woman though don't you think?
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<White_Tiger> Hey Mayaq
<SailorJupiter> Melody Perkins is the hottest chick I've ever seen
<DragonRanger> astronema looked pretty good in the early PRiS
<DragonRanger> like the episode i saw today
<SailorJupiter> JACKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<SailorJupiter> I hated early PRiS
<White_Tiger> oh yeah, and the pornstar acting just drove me wild
<SailorJupiter> ep 5 is where i started liking it
<MayaQ> hey peeps
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<Hulk> Ep 5's where everyone started to fit in, and where Melody started to get good.
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Session Close: Fri Jul 23 17:46:50 1999

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